Archive for 8 December, 2009

Nice Hair

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on 8 December, 2009 by Thomas

1F, do you just hate animals?  Is that it?  Honestly, that’s got to be the only reason you would take hair that is not yours, attach it to your scalp, and style it to look like a dead dog is perched on your skull.  I’ve racked my brain, and I can think of no other reason why you would do such a thing.  You also have a fur? coat.  I would imagine that you’re on PETA’s unfriendly-to-animals list.  Be careful, 1F, for they will hunt you down like the dog you’ve affixed to your head.  Be careful.